Torture!

I am presently being tortured - my very essence is being abused here, and it is NOT a pleasant experience. There are some sacrifices which must be made in life - the knowledge that in order to have wrapped cheese singles, the access to said cheese may be slightly restricted by its very individual packaging, that the attractive cars are always universally let down by a couple of tiny, but important flaws. My present battle is with sight.

Having done enough climbing in Scotland to release that a brief rain shower coupled with a heady wind can make the life of the glasses wearer - difficult, if not to say obscured. With the forthcoming climbing of Kilimanjaro I had a thought (trouble is usually connected to such events), that with this being a trip of a life time, a heavy and prolonged downpour could really put my view of the trip, actually and metaphorically, out of focus as I would have the choice of stowing my glasses and viewing a blurry world, or retaining my glasses and attempting to look through numerous rain stop - An activity I can endure briefly, but usually my glasses get stuck in my pocket, and my cousin given the charge of leading the way.

Thus and therefore, I decided to investigate the world of the contact lens

THE HORROR, THE PAIN, THE TORTURE!
Why would any individual go through such a diabolical performance merely for fashion??!!
I am looking into the dark and painful world due to the immensely shallow and self centred reasoning that i might like to be able to see where I'm placing my feet on the highest free standing mountain in the world. That said and STILL I consider these little slivers of plastic to be the sort of torment I would have expected to have been conceived by members of a certain, goose stepping, now defunct socialist party, not in fact a kindly Czech thinking he was doing the world a favour.

Favour!!! I wouldn’t even mind if the vision was constant! That said once the Herculean task of actually putting these little slivers of pain in has been accomplished - about 30mins at the present, they are not that unpleasant. As for the taking them out - this is an activity, if performed on another human being should result in them being tried at the Hague and subsequently hanged, by their eyelids, for a protracted period of time or until death which ever is worse!

As I'm sure you can tell from this little anecdote, contact lens don’t really seem to agree with me

TTFN

Kaos